When Animals Wish They Could Attack of the Day: 3-year-old Sofia Walker comes face to resin-bonded glass to face with Malik the lion at New Zealand’s Wellington Zoo.
Carnivore manager Paul Horton said Mailk has been known to get “a little bit stroppy,” which I imagine is Kiwi talk for “majorly pissed off that he has to spend his entire life trapped in a cage being mocked by little girls.”
I fucking hate humans. Let the lion out, let him eat everyone.
snack so badly….
Everyone knows little girls are delicious.
He’s probably thinking, “Bitch wait until I get out of here, I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS.”